Medieval Weapons News and Products
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Hey hey hey, it’s almost Turkey Day! I love Thanksgiving, there’s nothing better than getting together with your whole family and stuffing yourself full of delicious food and drink. This year I’m having Thanksgiving dinner at my house, should be interesting - perhaps I’ll post some pictures of the aftermath.
So I just wanted to say thanks to all of you readers and to wish you a happy Thanksgiving from A2 Armory.
To further show my appreciation here is a blog reader only discount good for 12% off your entire order. Use coupon code: a2blogthanks it works for any size order.
And here’s my second Thanksgiving gift to you:
A long, long time ago….
There was a Turkey named Rupert. He was a simple stable turkey… so simple that some called him Simple Roo and made rather unsettling songs and jingles about him - capitalizing on the fact that Roo rhymed with a very foul thing, we shall leave it at that. This made Rupert sad. And as we all know there is nothing more sad than a crying turkey. He was the loneliest turkey in the world. That is until Charles came along.
Charles V was a great lord and warrior of the medieval era. He was known for being lordly and warrior-like in everything that he did. One day, Charles numero cinco was strolling around his “kingdamn” (he thought that sounded much cooler than kingdom - what a tool), when as he approached one of the local stables a squire said to him “Lordy-Yo! Charles Cinco you are looking totally awesome today and your hair is looking majorly warrior-like!” This was odd since he was completely devoid of hair on his head.
“Thanks Deebag (common medieval-speak)” said Chuckness V as he made a very lord-like gesture. Then like fate had brought them together, he locked gazes with Rupert the Stable Turkey.
Chuckness adopted this little friend and brought him home. He fed him well and they quickly became great friends. He even gave him his favorite shield and helmet, which fit Rupert surprisingly well. One day he told Rupert, “I dub thee Armor Turkey; Rupert Armor Turkey.” He was instantly made s’awesome. Then the unexpected happened. As Charles V was dubbing Roo, he tripped and chopped off his head… sending him into a running fit. So to stop the bleeding and save his little friend, Chuckness V ate him.
The moral of this story? Don’t play with swords and shields with your friends, but it is ok to use them to prepare your turkey. In fact, it might just make you a little bit cooler to whip out your 7 foot claymore and show your turkey who’s the boss (hint: it’s not Tony Danza).
Hi everyone! I have some exciting news, starting tomorrow A2 Armory will have a new blog author sharing some of his very unique brand of humor with us. I’ll still be posting about sales and new products so be sure to keep reading. I’d love to hear how you like our new author, he’ll be writing fictional accounts of armory products, a nice back story about how they all came to be. Should be fun!
These might be my favorite of the newest items on A2 Armory’s virtual shelves. Old West wine bottle holders!
They’re constructed of metal so you don’t have to worry about them getting discolored. You can buy both the Cowboy and the Indian as a set or each individually. I’m excited about these for the holidays, I think we could make a lot of people’s gift-giving that much more fun with these two guys!
Braveheart is one my favorite films and William Wallace’s claymore sword is one of my favorite swords. It’s a physical representation of what Wallace stood for - freedom. I have this sword displayed in my own home, that’s how fond of it I am. And right now I’m offering it to you at a discount.
Use coupon code: freedomblog at checkout to get an instant 10% discount on the Braveheart Claymore Sword.
It’s 52 inches overall. The grip is of distressed leather. It looks and feels completely authentic, it is fun sword to hold. The hilt and pommel are both either real C-854 brass or Silver finish, not electroplated. This makes the sword stronger and more valuable. This sword comes with the real leather scabbard pictured at no additional cost.
