12.17.08

Last Days to Order for Christmas!

Posted in Holiday Armor at 3:22 pm by Administrator

Get your orders in now, just a few days left to make sure you get your medieval gifts in time for the holidays. Remember that the shipping companies are super busy this time of year so regular delivery times are extended.

You can still get a great discount too by using decarmorsale at checkout to get a huge 12% off any order over $50! Don’t miss out, now’s the time to get that sword you’ve had your eye on, who says you’re not allowed to buy gifts for yourself around the holidays!

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12.15.08

Cut off for Ground Shipping is tomorrow!

Posted in Holiday Armor at 4:09 pm by Administrator

Get your orders in today! The shipping companies cut off for guaranteed delivery by the 24th via ground shipping is tomorrow! After 3pm tomorrow we won’t be able to guarantee delivery by the holidays for anything sent ground. There is a chance it will get to you if you wait but that chance grows smaller and smaller with each passing day, get your orders in now!

I figure the holidays are stressful enough without having to worry whether your gifts are going to arrive on time so I like to keep my customers abreast of the cut off dates. We will always be happy to ship using whatever method you prefer but we can’t make the shipping companies work faster so we are all left to their mercy.

So I just wanted to give you all a heads up because I love you so much and I want your holiday to be as perfect as you want it to be! The huge holiday sale is still going on, so be sure to visit A2 Armory for medieval weapons at a discount this holiday!

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12.08.08

December Holiday Sale!

Posted in Holiday Armor at 4:25 pm by Administrator

Woohoo, Christmas time is here! Time to get your holiday shopping in full swing, do you know what you’re getting your friends and loved ones this year? Check out A2 Armory Medieval Weapons for killer gifts no one will see coming.

If you know anyone who isn’t expecting a sword this year, get them the William Wallace Braveheart Sword, they will love you for it! Nobody wants sweaters, they want helmets and shields, be the most awesome Santa you can be with A2 Armory!

And because I love my blog readers so damn much, here is another unadvertised discount just for you. Use coupon code decarmorsale at checkout to get a huge 12% off any order over $50. Happy Holidays!

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12.04.08

Arrrrrrrghhhhh, ya feelin’ lucky punk?!?!

Posted in Knightly Tales at 3:59 pm by Administrator

There once was a little boy who loved pirates.  His infatuation was actually kind of creepy.  Some even said this little boy had a problem, which is why he was admitted to the asylum.  Arggghhh this, Argggggh that… it was really annoying, which is why he was given his own room at the psych ward.  We shall call this little boy Logan.

Logan was a strange little kid and he got beat up all the time.  Surprisingly, Logan was able to rebound rather quickly from these barrages of brutality.  On average it only took him about 3 hours to recover.

Shortly after admitting Logan, the hospital was excited to hear about a top secret government project called Barong D, a follow-up project to Weapon X (which resulted in a furry Canadian guy with a metal skeleton which was, years later,  taken away by a greedy Magnet).  It appeared that working at the “crazy” hospital provided a lot of free time for its employees who used it to learn how to hack into top secret government computer networks.  This might have been aided by the fact that the only VHS tapes available were Hackers and The Karate Kid with the swanky chick - boys do cry, and they cry a lot apparently, which is why Hackers was the more popular of the two.

This top secret government project that nobody but the hospital knew about was requesting a really annoying “piratey kid” who could get beat up and recover quickly.  Redonk, the janitor of the hospital, was like “Whoa!” (just as Joey L. would say) as he realized that Logan fit the bill.  So they sent little Logan away to the government, but not after beating him up one more time to make sure he healed as well as they remembered.  Three hours later, he was gone.

13 years passed by, and no one heard anything from that annoying little pirate kid.  Suddenly, one fine 13th of Friday in October there was a rap upon the front door.  It was signed - “25 cent”.  As he grabbed the note, Redonk exclaimed: “I am lucky tonight!  Whoa!  I should buy a Lotto ticket!”

“ARRRRRGGGGYYYHHHHHH, Ya feelin’ lucky punk?!?!”

Redonk jumped as the piratey sound shivered his timbers.  He looked up and saw a strapping young lad who looked an awful lot like that annoying little Logan kid except now he was draped in full Pirate Garb - including the 3 P’s (parrot, patch and peg).  He also had two really cool hooks for hands.

“Whoa! Nice hooks mate…”

That was all he got a chance to say as his barnacles were cleaned out with metal.

Redonk obviously was not very lucky.

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12.02.08

Cyber Week Armory Sale

Posted in Medieval Events at 4:10 pm by Administrator

Just a quick note to let you know about the super cyber week sale going on at A2 Armory. You will get 7% off any order over $50 just by typing cyberarmor into the coupon field during checkout. This offer is only good until Saturday, Dec 6th, so get your holiday orders in now to save big!

Also, tomorrow will mark the second installment from my guest blogger. Be sure to stop by for your weekly wacky fix!

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