12.14.07
Once Upon An Armory Holiday
Once Upon A Holiday, people swarmed the mall
Looking for the perfect gift, but found nothing at all.
They sat in traffic, bored to tears
The short drive home felt like years.
They ran out of gas and had no one they could call.
Later on that evening, while sitting in despair
They got an email and sat bolt upright in their chair.
Once Upon A Holiday Sale?
They cheered - this could never fail!
They clicked and smiled knowing that this offer would be fair.
A 300 replica fantasy mask?
“Where did you find that?”, everyone would ask.
“A Squared Armory, of course”, you’d say.
“They have the lowest prices everyday!
Plus they have lots of 300 items, not just the mask!”
“That’s also where I got that custom shield for Dad
With the handpainted family crest…minus the plaid.
And that awesome Braveheart Sword for Bill
Who swears it’s the same sword from the movie…still!
The helmets, shields and weapons would make any collector glad!”
“They even had Civil War weapons for Grandpop!
I know I keep going but I just cannot stop!
I bought him a Western Rifle, with the brass stock
And even got myself an English Flintlock!
You know that these gifts won’t be a flop!”
Check out our sale and we know you’ll agree
We have something that will fill everyone will glee!
So if you are looking for the perfect gifts
And don’t want to go to the mall and perish of fits
Shop and Save with A Squared Armory!